Best of....

BEST Rest Stops- Iowa (they have wi-fi and filling/dumping stations)
Needing Street Repairs for Smoother Driving- Indiana and Ohio and some of Missouri and OK and AZ from Flagstaff to Kingman
Most Hilly- Wyoming
Best Last Place Resort- Walmart
Kindest People- Missionaries and Dave from the Garage in IL, who answered his phone way after hours to help us find a tire shop
Biggest Corn Fields- IL
Most Corn Fields- Iowa and Missouri
Best Wagon Ride- Nauvoo, IL
Reading Recluses- Zachary, Nicholas, Andrew, Rosan, Ethan, and Alexander
Most Popular Way to Pass the Driving Time: playing games- electronic and card
Best Driver-Brian
Best Navigator- Rosan & Garmin (gps)
Worst Signage: NEW YORK
Funniest Sign: We fix large cracks
Most Popular Sign: Road Work Ahead
Funniest Saying: "We call those pillars and not the ones you sleep on" KY Ranger (translation note: pillars means pillows)
Coolest Rest Stop: Delaware because it was an island in the middle of the interstate with a mini-mall and large food court
Coolest Food Stop: a McDonald's that was suspended above the interstate!
Most Humid: Virgina and Kentucky



Saturday, July 30, 2011

Culprit lives near Westminster


EVIDENCE #1
At 10:31 pm last night, the teepeeing bandits purchased Quilted Northern Bathroom Tissue GIANT pack at the bargain Westminster Walmart. Hmmmmmm.....who could this be?

$12.36 spent on a worthwhile activity? Don't you think your allowance money could be better spent on donuts or clothes or candy or movie tickets?

EVIDENCE #2
Receipt is undergoing fingerprinting and DNA testing. Results pending.
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